Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

rule 6383

in which you swich genders every 83 seconds

bro 1: why can't u stop switching genders every 83 seconds
bro 2: BECAUSE OF THE RULE 6383

by vicxkellin July 19, 2018

rule 311

when you hear a 311 song and have to sing it out loud and dance while toking a bong!

ah shit its rule 311 love this song hand me the bong!

by yortrobatj February 16, 2014

Viking Rule

When an American is in a foreign county and sees a gorgeous woman, it's legal for him to pick her up and take her home.

Dude, Viking rule, 3 o'clock.

by WCDD March 14, 2013

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

Rule-T

Timing is Everything.

What a lame party!..Buncha losers..
"Rule-T,Yo.Shoulda come last night when the Bikini-Team was here".

by Waboa February 5, 2009

Rule 007

Rule to being awesome. If you wear a cool shirt you are obeying Rule 007.

You look cool in that skull shirt!

Thanks, just obeying Rule 007!

by Gwibft September 2, 2013