Teacher: Time for religion class now.
Sassy Girl: You means Science Fiction Class?
Students hide their laughs*
Teacher: OUT!
Sassy Girl: No.
Teacher: NOW!
Sassy Girl: You means Science Fiction Class?
Students hide their laughs*
Teacher: OUT!
Sassy Girl: No.
Teacher: NOW!
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Person A: I’m in a religion. I belong to Christianity.
Person B: really? What do you do?
Person A: I eat the “body” of a celestial being and drink his “blood” as well.
Person B: really? What do you do?
Person A: I eat the “body” of a celestial being and drink his “blood” as well.
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Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
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