The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

purple rocks

Ice in Codiene

Boi through some purple rocks in that cup

by Awgepoop September 7, 2017

Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017

purple lemonade

A beverage consisting of cough syrup and lemonade. This is usually specific to muddy lean. If the lean is mixed right it will be called pink lemonade. Also, the affects of purple lemonade are much worse than pink lemonade. These drinks don't necessarily contain any lemonade, but they can.

Ey cuz the purple lemonade makes me sick, mix it pink if you can

by NADER May 13, 2015

Purple Mystic

The worst book ever for the right reasons, and the best book for the wrong ones.

Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"

by Johney the Great February 27, 2022

purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.

"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"

by KKK Comander April 17, 2017

to bitch purple

to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.

You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.

by jon barleycorn July 21, 2006