The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017

purple edit

In competitive reality TV, when a contestant is edited to receive little-to-no screen time despite lasting relatively deep into the game.

The term is named after Survivor: Nicaragua contestant Kelly Shinn (nicknamed "Purple Kelly"), who lasted 28 days before quitting the game. The show's editors took "revenge" by all-but-deleting her from the storyline.

Wait, you're telling Chelsea had only FOUR confessionals despite getting voted out in 8th place!? That's a purple edit if ever there was one.

by bbbbbbb6 January 2, 2020

purple manatee

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

by mrpacman December 12, 2012

purple pounding

The art of nailing a woman in the ass and turning her balloon knot purple

I gave her ass a real good purple pounding, with a donkey punch as the finish.

by Jimmy Thunder77 March 31, 2009

Sexy Purple

A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.

Damn, did you see that Teddy Bear, it's a sexy purple.

by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015

Purple package

When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.

"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."

by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021