VERB, Meaning to: promise to meet up only to (at the last minute) make up a false and clearly absurd excuse
Bob: I hear Tiffany is going to pass through tonight
Frank: Yo i havent seen her since college!
Marie: Tiffany just called she said she was on her way but her car just broke into pieces!
Bob: I think tiffany is pulling-a-van!
Frank: Yo i havent seen her since college!
Marie: Tiffany just called she said she was on her way but her car just broke into pieces!
Bob: I think tiffany is pulling-a-van!
by Semtex1010 January 26, 2014

1) To leave/secede from a group
2) To ditch one's friends
Made in reference to Texas's governor threatening to secede from the United States over the recent healthcare reform.
2) To ditch one's friends
Made in reference to Texas's governor threatening to secede from the United States over the recent healthcare reform.
"Wowww, look at Mike over there, just pullin' a Texas. Errands my ass."
Dave: "Hey guys -- I know we were gonna have lunch and all, but my girl called, and..."
Marquis: "Of course. Classic Dave. He WOULD go off and pull a Texas on the guys for his lame girlfriend"
Dave: "Hey guys -- I know we were gonna have lunch and all, but my girl called, and..."
Marquis: "Of course. Classic Dave. He WOULD go off and pull a Texas on the guys for his lame girlfriend"
by Wild_Bill102 March 26, 2010

by Falcon Fyre December 2, 2014

by ModularLmao August 4, 2019

To "Pull an Icelos" is to refrain from posting a mean or otherwise unwelcome comment, in response to an outrageous quote from someone, usually done in a chatroom context, but can also be used "In Real Life".
Girl: "I got dommed by two guys last night"
Guy: "I'm going to Pull an Icelos on that one"
Girl: I got fucked by three frat boys last night
Guy pulls an Icelos.
Guy: "I'm going to Pull an Icelos on that one"
Girl: I got fucked by three frat boys last night
Guy pulls an Icelos.
by Stuart Robbins November 29, 2006

Bob - So I like this one girl, but I don't know if she likes me, so I also like 3 other girls.
Bill - Be careful, you might end up pulling a Mete!
Bob - No, you're wrong! I am going to do this plan and not fail!
*1 day later*
Bob - Dang, I messed things up with all of my crushes!
Bill - Told you so! You pulled a Mete.
Bill - Be careful, you might end up pulling a Mete!
Bob - No, you're wrong! I am going to do this plan and not fail!
*1 day later*
Bob - Dang, I messed things up with all of my crushes!
Bill - Told you so! You pulled a Mete.
by milesman34 April 19, 2020

To Get girls in a matter of forty-five minutes and at least getting to third base, while speaking Portuguese.
by MrBlow March 22, 2009
