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Describe your life in one word. Pornhub.

by BigBoySex June 11, 2019

Pornhub

A beautiful thing mankind has created

Jake: pornhub is an amazing thing

by Taco the rain wing July 18, 2021

Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.

I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!

by milqman August 31, 2018

Pophole

A shoddily placed pothole patch which requires repair every year after the previous year's patch inevitably pops out at the first sign of winter.

There are so many popholes on Forrer Boulevard that the city actually had to break out the 'Rough Road' signs.

by RJB2 March 24, 2011

porch cracker

The Caucasian equivalent of the porch-monkey.

Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.

by descendant of porch-crackers February 8, 2012

Porch Monkey

Someone whom sits around in their thong or wife-beater monkeying around all day in the hot sun. Also another version of the termonology is: a person whom looks like a monkey and smells like one too, hanging around all day on their porch doing nothing with " my sister".

Autumn says to Sunny: " I'm a monkey, and I'm on our porch, I must be a Porch Monkey!"

GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE!

by Quack-tastic May 25, 2007

porch dick

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

by tubajoe March 8, 2015