gas pipe

<gas piping> Wrapping one's lips around an anus while recieving a fart.

Stefan was ecstatic when she allowed him to recieve her act of gas piping.
Dirk wasn't happy about waking up to Stefan forcing him to recieve a gas piping.

by Stefan Martin September 26, 2003

Pack the Pipe

Gay anal sex.

Harris "I don't want to go to 7-eleven. What should I do?"
me "You can go to Toni's house and pack the pipe"

by Parth S Patel February 23, 2010

Alaskan pipeline

An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.

The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.

by Nobody77 January 3, 2014

ESKIMO PIPELINE

When a fucking human being freezes his or her turd and uses it for a dildo the next day.

The Eskimo Pipeline is really fucking gay and is only used by queers and steers.

by SIRCUMALOT August 28, 2006

Clean the pipes

Urination by a man following an act of masturbation or sex. Presumably any semen left in the tip of the penis will be cleaned out by the pressurized urine stream.

After I busted on Mary's face, I went to the bathroom to clean the pipes before I kicked her to curb.

by natevines January 1, 2012

Piper

To be in a super duper fantastic mood. To have a strange curiosity that makes you addicted to the site of monkeys.

I was in a real piper mood today, we got to see a live monkey in Zoology!
I was really piper about the new girl down the street.

by Shanee` May 23, 2008

pipers at the gates of dawn

Being woken up by having to take a crap.

I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.

by guzzler December 30, 2005