Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

pick me queer

A gay, lesbian or other person who is perfectly willing to throw another section of the LGBTQ community, such as trans people, under the bus in the hopes of ensuring their own survival.

Pick me queer: "Maybe if we all rally against trans people, the government will let the rest of us gays exist!"
Guy 2: "Shut up."

by starrlotte March 5, 2023

Pick-Me girl

A girl that will say or do anything for male validation. Ex. Just Pearly Things on tik tok

“Pearl is such a pick-me girl”

by alexarollablunt March 16, 2023

Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.

Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!

by Virum69.99 February 2, 2023

Pick on Sahri day

The 28th of October is the day you can pick on anyone named Sahri and they can’t get mad at you 😊

Omg look Sahri it’s you 🐀🐀
Sahri: omg is it pick on Sahri day or something

by Slaygirlypop October 27, 2023

Picking your teeth

When someone says they're picking someone's teeth, they're changing their mouth to get you to say something that they want you to, usually for a setup or to make them mad.

Sorry I have to study for a couple of hours.
Sounds like a lot of fun! Are you having fun?
No??
Haha yeah I'm just picking your teeth.

by SirCompliments August 12, 2021

pick me boy

its literally titty tom

titty tom is such a self-deprecating pick me boy

by tljk May 12, 2022