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Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).
Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.
by Liz2016 September 19, 2011
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Pet Peeve

by ProSkier509 June 13, 2024
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Pet The Bison

Fingerbanging a chick with a LOT of pubic hair. Like, 70s bush.
"Darlene has a real 70s bush so I decided to pet the bison." "When I gave Darlene a hand job it was like I had to pet the bison"
by Marshmallow_Poptart August 20, 2019
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Eddie's Pet

A redhead with a collar and a lead.
Shannon is Eddie's Pet
by Solomundy September 8, 2023
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Pet rock

1. A fad from the mid 70's which was just a rock in a box.
2. The type of music Flipper announced that they played.
1. Did you hear James bought a pet rock? What a dumbass, that trend's been dead since 1976!
2. "Announcing that they were playing a new form of music called 'PET rock' ('not a joke, and if it were, it wouldn't be funny')..." - Some websites regarding Flipper.
by hcpunkfan703 August 16, 2018
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National Littlest Pet Shop Day

October 7th is National Littlest Pet Shop Day!

Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!
Today is National Littlest Pet Shop Day. I am going to give you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and party to show I care. Giving you a Littlest Pet Shop on National Littlest Pet Shop Day shows I care.
by hot mom38947 October 6, 2023
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desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.
"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."
by anonpalisade April 18, 2024
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