pee a rainbow

peeing for long enough to count out loud to 100

I drank six bottles of water so that I could pee a rainbow!

by Rusty Scupper August 2, 2006

pee paralysis

When you're in a public bathroom (or a similar place) that makes you so uncomfortable you're unable to pee.

I had to go to the bathroom after the movie, but it was too many people there so I got pee paralysis and couldn't go.

by anonypseudonymous November 21, 2011

Pee Bob

1) Spongebob's Penis.

2) Slang term for penis, usually used by dudes named Michael.

"Hey Patrick, c'mere and see my glorious Pee Bob"

by PrincessEPMom October 6, 2018

pee brake

when you don't know how to spell, so u add a definition on urban dictionary to prove your co-worker youre not dumb.

"Jacob stopped for a quick pee brake after giving Matilda a piggie back ride to Soho"

by ankle with a Y September 6, 2019

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

Pee on the bottle

Verb, to pee on a bottle on the street while performing the act of public urination.

Person: I need to pee
Person2: pee in the street

Person3: pee on the bottle or don’t pee at all

by The man with the big brain October 18, 2019

Jungle pee

When you pee whenever nature calls.

I got drunk af and how to jungle pee on a rock.

by anonymous September 15, 2020