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Post Potter Depression 

The depression one feels upon finishing a Harry Potter novel, or the Harry Potter series. Is brought about by the realization that one must return to the real world, and that reclusive reading does not make one a wizard.
Usually felt internationally in the two weeks succeeding the book's release.

Post Potter Depression (PPD) is an emotional state, and is generally inversely related to the Economic Post Potter Elation (EPPE) initially felt by Bloomsbury, Scholastic, and Raincoast Books, and felt soon thereafter by the world's retail booksellers.

Post Potter Depression may remain incurable for some, but many recover within a week of showing initial symptoms.
Most people, mainly parents, feel it is not a serious condition and will cure itself.
Crikey, Dave! Take off the Gryffindor scarf and come for a swim! I think you're suffering from Post Potter Depression!
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Post Coital Hatred 

Post coital hatred is the feeling of hatred that a man feels for a woman immediately after a man ejaculates during sex.
Immediately after ejaculation the sufferer of PCH is overcome with hatred, regret and disgust for the woman.
It usually occurs during a one night stand but can sometimes occur in long term relationships.
Rocco developed Post Coital Hatred for Sheila during a one night stand on a park bench

Intelligent Post. 

INTELLIGENT POSTS - (n) Posts made anywhere on the BBS that are coherent to the topic and are not spam.

(v) The act of posting intelligently in anothers topic/club. Helping other users, providing links to necessary situations. Not acting like an asshole, not using these over used quotes, "Get a life", "n00b", "o'rly?", "It's the internet for fucks sake".
Ex. of an Intelligent Post. "Not bad, but what would of happened if the cops came and saw you and your friends drinking? I don't think that, that bad-ass self of yours, that you stated to have earlier, would of appeared then."
Intelligent Post. by Boris-4-U August 2, 2006

guitar hero poser 

A little kid that plays the game Guitar Hero way too much and then thinks that they are cool because they listen to rock music. But truly, they don't know any songs other than the ones in the game.
"Man, your brother is such a guitar hero poser, he thinks he's badass because he knows one song by Megadeth."
guitar hero poser by raven68 April 20, 2007

post-con depression 

A terrible medical condition for those attending an anime convention.
It is usually caused by attendees when they've had more fun during the weekend than they usually have. This can also be caused by making friends that you can only see at cons, thus causing withdrawal and depression.
Symptoms of post-con depression may include: Lazyness, procrastination, withdrawal, whining, lack of interest, daydreaming, and soreness.
The only known remedy for post-con depression is to hang out with the friends met at the convention, or waiting for the next convention to come around. Sometimes working on cosplay or heavy planning will weaken the symptoms.
Maaaaan... Me and my friend just came back from MomoCon and we're suffering some post-con depression. We can't even do our schoolwork because of it!
post-con depression by Chibi Ann December 15, 2008

Asian posse 

The phenomenon by which all the Asians you know also know each other. An Asian Posse is a large group of Asians who are super tight and hang out almost exclusively with each other. Asians without a posse often feel left out, and white people are just baffled how they do it.
1: I never see Sun Li around her dorm anymore...what gives?
2: She found an Asian Posse and now she's always with them.
Asian posse by Tape McFly June 14, 2007