Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
Get the Please Help Memug. An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"
Woman: Oh my god!
Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
Get the May I please have a water?mug. It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.
by BruhMomentor August 28, 2020
Get the Please speak Englishmug. a company that was created by harry styles. they sell nail polish, as well as beauty products and even merchandise! find your pleasing at pleasing.com :)
person 1: have you seen that harry styles created a company?
person 2: what?! he did? where can i purchase anything at?
person 1: pleasing.com
person 2: okay! i’m definitely going to check it out!
person 2: what?! he did? where can i purchase anything at?
person 1: pleasing.com
person 2: okay! i’m definitely going to check it out!
by harrystylesenthusiast December 5, 2021
Get the pleasingmug. A situation where ChatGPT singles you out and refuses your request (e.g., to send a photo of a squeaky toy), even though the same content seems accessible elsewhere, effectively telling you to FRICK off.
Jane: *uploads a photo of a squeaker* How can I put this squeaker in my inflatable dress?
ChatGPT: You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.
ChatGPT: You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.
by epic periwinkle master August 21, 2025
Get the You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.mug. All Individuals Want To Utilize SKills By Dressing Angel JosE RObles Before Going TO Work <job=Employed=unemployed> ANd I APproved, please And thank you
All Individuals Want To Utilize SKills By Dressing Angel JosE RObles Before Going TO Work <job=Employed=unemployed> ANd I APproved, please And thank you
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the All Individuals Want To Utilize SKills By Dressing Angel JosE RObles Before Going TO Work <job=Employed=unemployed> ANd I APproved, please And thank youmug.