Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!

Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Teacher's Pet

The teacher's pet is like satan. they will remind the teachers about homework and you will want to murder him

Teacher's Pet: TEACHER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK!!!
Tod: SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO

by Jesus Christ?! March 9, 2023

we got pets boooyahh

the most elite friend group on planet earth, no one can hv a better friendship then them they are just tooo over powered and i mean what can i sayy bruhhh... consists of 4 girlssssss

we got pets boooyahh is the best friend group of the century

by why.do.u.wanna.know May 28, 2021

Bin pet

A naughty bin weevil

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.

by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022

In the pet

In a mood with a person or situation

I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now

by RockChick1978 March 17, 2024

Pet

Ifsah Chowdhary

Ifsah is my pet

by Thegamersbuttox May 18, 2018

ER's Pet

A student who is known for his legendary procrastination abilities and still manages to get good grades from his teacher ER. In doing so, he does not have to kiss his teacher's ass making this word the exact opposite of a Teacher's Pet. There is also a possibility of the teacher liking the student for his procrastination abilities.

YungBB: Yo man what did you get from ER this term?
Leg-end: I got a 8/8 man
YungBB: What a fucking ER's Pet

by skaaaa June 11, 2018