Pencilsexual

Loving a pencil more than anything because pencils are hot

Person 1: Meet my girlfriend
Person 2: she's no pencil...
Person 1: Bro don't be so pencilsexual

by SPIDEYTHEQUEEN December 30, 2021

penilised

To have recieved a penis into any given orific

Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised

by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

Penile Plasticia

An organic polymer strand grown in the penis in all male primates. Ejects itself around puberty. Not a lie or nuttin'. Love you Imgur.

I lost my penile plasticia. Today is the day I become a man.

by damon rosco January 22, 2014

Penilemice

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.

Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.

by A tall midget April 24, 2017

Piencil

The word Piencil is when you want you to say pencil but you from the ghetto so you end up saying "Piencil".

For example "where my "piencil" at?
"Girl did you hear bout Bonquiesha new "Piencil"?

by 6754368985356 May 15, 2018

penile drought

When someone hasnt had their penis sucked in a few months and knows that's a problem

I need a girlfriend because I'm suffering from penile drought

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019