Tree Stump

A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement

Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a Tree Stump

by Denny80222 April 4, 2021

A Tree in the Meadow

There's a tree in the meadow
With a stream drifting by
And carved upon that tree I see
"I love you till I die"
I will always remember
The love in your eye
The day you carved upon that tree
"I love you till I die"
But further on down lovers' lane
A silhouette I see
I know you're kissing someone else
I wish that it were me
By that tree in the meadow
My thoughts always lie
And wherever you go, you'll always know
I love you till I die

A Tree in the Meadow

by Death Menace July 1, 2022

Tree-Fungu

To call somebody Tree-Fungu means to call them a smelly hippie. A Tree-Fungu is a person with a distinct odor and is possibly in a cult. The plural of Tree-Fungu is Tree-Fungus.

"The place was full of Tree-fungus."

by ben and holly May 5, 2022

tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

person 1: bro what r u doing💀
person 2: i’m just standing here
person 1: tree cosplay

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

raymond: bro what r u doing
glenford: i’m just standing here
raymond: tree cosplay💀

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

the bruncle tree

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative

everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

Tree Of Knowledge

The TOK to the TIC of life and times:
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;

2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.

I had a date to study the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge with my ex after we got back together, and that stupid dead dumb fuck gave me the God damn Herpes! His piece of shit ass fucked her piece of shit cunt and came out with herpes of shit lifetime of deadly disease! If only I chose to Heed God's warning I'd still have my life in the garden.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 9, 2022