Similar in concept to the Speedball drug cocktail, except using only legal drugs, in this case the depressant qualities of alcohol and stimulant effects of caffeine in place of heroin and cocaine.
This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.
This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.
Friend: How are you able to keep working on that paper? You're wasted!
Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!
Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!
by Mike What January 25, 2020
Get the Office-drone Speedballmug. When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.
by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022
Get the Ellenville Office Stoolmug. "Penguins Run the Office" is a term coming from a song seen in OK Play, a mobile application for children. The scene within which this term originates from features the player's character moving around the office that is run by penguins.
by Cookieboy 2005 March 4, 2022
Get the Penguins Run the Officemug. by garant247 January 14, 2018
Get the Pack his officemug. Used when a persons job title is bullshit. For example in certain corporations everyone seem to be directors of something, in other words they are Directors of Nothing or Chief Chief Officers.
“Hello, I am the Director of Direct Marketing.”
“Hello, Yes I am also a Director of Direct Marketing but for Sustainable Solutions.”
Temps watching from afar: “God they are such Chief Chief Officers.”
“Hello, Yes I am also a Director of Direct Marketing but for Sustainable Solutions.”
Temps watching from afar: “God they are such Chief Chief Officers.”
by Not a Chief Chief Officer May 19, 2023
Get the Chief Chief Officermug. A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officermug. How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra
I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!
by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021
Get the Office temperature gaugemug.