toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009

toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006

unisex toilet

A public toiet that is used by men and women at the same time.

what do you think about a unisex toilet?

by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

toilet talking

A form on communication in jail.

My cell mate was toilet talking to her boyfriend all night.

by Handle Already In Use May 7, 2016

talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up

Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.

by ninjapprentice November 4, 2009