Nonce

Word to use to call your teacher if he brings you in the back of the class to tell you he has gotten a bad english grade but then lead you into a closet and tries to give you a massage, when you were in 3rd grade and your mom had to call the police on him

“That there in a right bloody nonce”

by not1day February 4, 2021

Nonce

nonce is a British slang word for a child molester.

That ginger twat Stephen Tries , he's a right nonce

by Salmon tastes like crap January 22, 2019

Nonce

That old man down the road.

Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."

You: "Yeah what about him."

Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"

by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021

nonce

someone who likes little kids

oh wow, micheal jacksons a nonce ain't he!

by Gigantic Cock June 17, 2019

nonce tower

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower

‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’

by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021

Nonce

A term used to describe a human male that touches kids, usually called Dave

That new guy, dave, is a right nonce!

by JaySparks February 17, 2022

Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 7, 2019