(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...
Me: "John you're a real douche nip"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011
Get the douche nipmug. When you undress a beautiful woman with what appeared to be perfect breasts, only to find that she has the largest, most horribly shaped nipples a girl could ever have.
I brought Carol home after a night of drinking. We all thought she had such a great rack. Well, when we got back to my place, things got hot and heavy. After fingering her for about 15 minutes and stripping her panties out from under her skirt, we started taking the rest of our clothes off. I eagerly stripped off her super sexy blouse. She gladly removed her bra. Although the lights were dimmed, I could easily make out her shapely body. All things considered, the form of her tits was spot on, but I swear to you brother, I was face to face with the nips of wrath.
by faceyneck May 13, 2014
Get the Nips of Wrathmug. by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018
Get the Chocolate Nip Cookiesmug. by Jshzhzhz June 28, 2018
Get the Fat nipsmug. by #ufbiueghiuoeniuofe July 24, 2018
Get the flappy nipsmug. It's a "slur" against Japanese people or people of Japanese descent. It derives from the romanized Japanese word for Japan, Nippon.
by manwithsomelies March 28, 2024
Get the Nipmug. (Welsh Slang) To call someone “nip” is to flirt and give hints to the possibility of sexual intercourse.
"Did you hear Gwen wanted to nip him last night?"
“Alright nip”
"Did you hear Gwen wanted to nip him last night?"
“Alright nip”
“Alright nip”
by MadmanD September 2, 2019
Get the Nipmug.