Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

smart

the opposite of dream stans

Person 1: he he seems smart.
person 2: no he cant be, hes a dreamstan

by 41149512 February 8, 2022

smart boy time

The period of time after masturbating in witch a man will get depressed or thinks about higher consepts.

After masturbating I can sometimes have smart boy time.

by Datboiwitdaphone August 16, 2020

smart

Eleder

Eleder is very smart

by Stones8000 May 16, 2022

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.

James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.

by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021

smart

(of a person) clean, neat, and well dressed.

"you look very smart"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025