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Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.
Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.
by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023
mugGet the Nigga Pleasemug.
When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
mugGet the I’m Having a stroke please call someonemug.
A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.
He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!
by TechSide December 21, 2024
mugGet the mods, kill him with rocks pleasemug.

Pleased

Expressing satisfaction
I'm pleased with my report card
by Ichigo06090 October 9, 2022
mugGet the Pleasedmug.

Mohinder please

Enlighten me, remove darkness, confusion or bail me out!
Hush: I am stuck and unable to make up my mind about the color. Someone mohinder please!

Salesgirl: Pick the red one, I will mohinder you!

Hush: Ta.
by luvrogers May 7, 2013
mugGet the Mohinder pleasemug.

Bitch please

A phrase used when someone is talking absolute bullshit.
Person 1: “I kissed Miley Cyrus
Person 2: “Bitch please”
by xX_Boss_Xx February 2, 2018
mugGet the Bitch pleasemug.

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