Sir Satanus

The richest man on earth. The absolute best. His hobbies are drinking, beating his children, occasionaly smashing the empty bottles on their heads. He wins the lottery twice a week.

Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!

A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!

by nomiebobby March 15, 2024

Lal sir

The myth. The legend! A real top G
Lal is lal, oru kaatil oru simham mathi!
If he's your class teacher ur one lucky mf.

If you don't do lal sir's practice sheet dont worry we will arrange your funeral

by Bloved studnt of lalu frm XI A June 2, 2023

Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy

Honestly, a crap school

Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy seems good, do you go there
It's a living hell, trust me

by demigoggle September 7, 2021

sir precious

Sir Precious is a nickname for Sir Pentious. It stems from the fact he is precious. This was popularized by the user: @sawtoothrabbit

They made an in depth analysis on Sir Pentious and his “Precious” aspects.

1: Who is your favorite hazbin hotel character??
2: definitely sir precious

by >>----.s.s-.s March 27, 2024

Sir Quandale of Dinglebury

The official title of his goofiness, Quandale Dingle. Quandale Dingle is the most skividi goofyahh in all the 💀 no cap.He enjoys Mogging the local Betas as he activates his Sigma Grindset In the morning 💀😭 Bro gers all the hoe's and leaves us cummin in socks 💀 bro is the most 🙏 in the history of 😭

ALL HAIL NO CAP BLESS UP💀

All hail Sir Quandale of Dinglebury no cap💀💀💀😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

by Agent_Z August 1, 2024

Sir Davison

Sir is a African American man who has a large penis and cares about people’s feelings very much don’t make him mad or he will fuck your mom, Sexiest darkskins every, Huge dick, good kisser, great smile, monster in the bed

Sir Davison is the best basketball player

by sirsgf February 22, 2023

w sir

this phrase is said when sir does literally anything

*sir dabs and hits the folks

everyone: “w sir”

by the rizz-ard of oz December 29, 2022