michael

he is the hottest guy I have ever met is good in the bed and is very hansome

michael is hot

by fukeaface December 3, 2015

MICHAEL

Michael the type of dude who will annoy you in any way in the inerwebs, he is a good guy in real life but it doesn't show in his personal life.

Shush Michael I'm trying to sleep

by R4mp4t4m September 4, 2019

michael

michael is a greek kid that never comes to school and drinks monsters

“have you seen michael today?”
“he can’t find his shoes so he can’t come to school

by hshshehhsmk October 23, 2019

michael

A kid who always gets friend zoned.

There goes a Michael!

by Dis Bitch Right Here June 25, 2016

michael

Someone that has the best girlfriend in the world :*

michael has the best girlfriend

by wholly October 24, 2011

michael

The most cancerous thing in existence. He wants to get girls and always messes up.

Holy shit that cancerous Michael is coming. EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES.

by Locknesssmonster March 17, 2017

Michaeling

When you find a girl you like and you end up in the friend zone for months. She tells you about all the guys she hooks up with and you're pretty much brother sister.... but the brother wants an incestuous relationship. Also it helps if you have had the chance to hook up with her before.

Yo, hows that chick?
Idk man... I've been michaeling her so not that good.
Yikes

by dickdadi September 21, 2017