joe melo

don’t worry abt it. you’re just a joe melo.

Omg you’re such a joe melo!!!

by joe melo himself November 22, 2021

Snotty Meloche

A Snotty Meloche is when a hooker has a snotty nose. She sucks back the snot, coughs it back up, spits it into her hand and begins to jerk you off with it.

That hooker was so sick with a clogged snotty nose but she felt good enough to give me a Snotty Meloche.

by Rancher Robb January 23, 2022

Marcus Meldrew

my crush uwu

marcus meldrew is not impressed

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 20, 2023

Jessie melda

It’s a cute way to say Jessie

My Jessie melda is very sweet

Jessie melda is sweet

by Jajejdjdhd January 23, 2026

vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 20, 2013

Ana Carolina Melo

A girl who lives on the moon and looovesss the stars. Usually from an island and is very tall. She can be a shy girl but when she starts drinking get out of her way! run boy , usually henry. Her ears are always hurting in the worst places.

Wow you are always in the supermarket, what a Ana Carolina Melo!

by hjgtfr November 22, 2021