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2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC fans for their win during the 2012 champions league.

Typically used to make jest of or troll Chelsea fans.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this trophy win during arguments with other fans
You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants, now look at us.
by anonymous June 2, 2021
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taylor merchandise day

august 1st means the song 'august' which means someone has to buy you at least 2 items of taylor swift merchandise
'What day is it?'
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"
by taylorswiftenthusiest July 27, 2021
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Hailey merchant

hailey merchant is very pretty, but she’s stinky.
by ndbfisknfjfndnfnvn September 29, 2021
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Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant
by YhYhSound December 18, 2021
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Caden Marchal

A good kid. Socially awkward and kind of quiet. A little annoying at times but all in all a good guy. Good at singing and music stuff too.
"Who is dat singing"

"Oh that's Caden Marchal"
by Coldwater Battle Bus Cows February 27, 2022
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Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
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charlie marchbanks

Such a fun guy. Cool car. Fun to be around. Beautiful eyes. Needless to say he can pull, if he wanted to. Baseball stud.
I just got my young life waitresses snapchat and she’s coming to visit me!
Dude the only guy to ever do that was charlie marchbanks! You’re a fucking legend LFG
by penis wizard March 7, 2022
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