manatee

A brown herbivorous sea mammal that is home to Florida, and mainly the Everglades National Park

From time to time I dream that I’m a manatee
Undulating underneath the sea
Unshackled by the chains of idle vanity
A modest manatee, that’s me

I look just like a chubby, brown banana-tee
As I nose along the cozy ocean floor
Immune from human folly and inanity
That’s why a manatee is such a happy, herby bore

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I’m every bit as wrinkled as my grannity
No difference between my face and fanity
A noble manatee, well, that’s me

With the dietary habits of a manatee
I never fail to lick my platter clean
I sprinkle seaweed on my raisin branity
The perfect manatee cuisine

With my wit, sophistication and urbanity
I dignify my watery domain
No one near will ever hear me use profanity
Because a manatee has his image to maintain

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I keep my reputation spick and spanity
No difference between my face and fanity
A speakly manatee, well, that's me

Encumbered by my lumbering giganity
I’m thought to be an ocean going brute
The least appealing creature on the planety
But to a manatee, I’m cute

I prefer my world of silence and of sanity
But my underwater friends don’t all agree
For whenever I am dreaming I’m a manatee
Somewhere a manatee is dreaming that he is me

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
Outside the fold of boring old humanity
No difference between my face and fanity
I’m a rolly polly, jelly rolly, sugar bowly
Heart and souly manatee, that’s me

by bluestinger66 March 27, 2023

Mafatu

A beautiful girl with a big heart. She has anger issues but she is FINE. She is a dream girl. She is a amazing gift.
If you forget her your life is sad.

Person 1: She is a Mafatu
Person 2: So you are calling her the best girl you've even met?
Person 1: Yes of course.

by weallhloveu April 3, 2023

Manatsuing

It’s when you’re being so adorable without even trying. Like you look like a baby angel.

Oh look at that shiba she’s manatsuing so hard right now

by Rendoggydogg May 16, 2023

mandatory pussy stunt

when your puss is so dry you need drugs or someone elses puss to wet it up

Sarah: ugh my puss is so dry and porn isnt working
Dahlia: Girl you need a Mandatory Pussy Stunt
Sarah: Thanks girl x

by mala_xx June 27, 2023

Manatease

When you take family and friends out to look for manatees here in Florida. But you can't find any. Mantease

Went looking for Manatee, no luck, Manatease

by Lynil30 June 30, 2023

mandate

Redneck slang (date with a man)

Mama, I'd love to eat dinner witcha all tonight, but my mandate's a-comin' to pick me up.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

manfetus

A person, that it is into or is in favor of some form of emasculation as a fetish usually.

Only a manfetus would like the idea of being shoved back up into a womb.

As a manfetus, she gets off to emasculation porn.

by Discord!444 August 4, 2023