Luke's Revenge

When you piss a fictional character off so badly that he, she, or it gets your ass kicked in real life.

Steve: "Hey, did you hear about that guy who wrote that really sick story about this kid being turned into a baby?"
Bob: "No, what happened?"
Steve: "Well, he was a teacher and somebody told his school district about the story... guy got fired.."
Bob: "LOL, Luke's Revenge!"

by The Bladed Demon July 16, 2008

A Luke Murden

A person who has no control over their bowels.

Better get the hose and bleach out, the last person to sit there was a Luke Murden.

by Dearhunter September 13, 2011

doing a luke

hanging around totally intoxicated, hugging strangers or - even worse - friends who are not doing a luke at the moment.

doing a luke also includes moving like a tard and talking gibberish (mostly about their drug use) and almost exclusively applies to young, money whoring guys in the event industries.

Alex: "I'm worried about Dave. I just met him and he did a luke."
Chris: "Yeah, his success went to his head. He should take less drugs and stop doing a luke."

by rambozambo July 23, 2010

Luke Huffine

1.A douche bag who has a small pecker(penis). 2. Someone who impulsively lies about almost everything, even when the time isn't appropriate. 3. A man-whore, who will do anything to get down a girl's pants. 4. A person or thing with excessive hair everywhere.

A:Man, that new kid is a Luke Huffine.
B:I know, who does he think he is?

by Gerade ich und Sie May 4, 2010

Lukeing Out

To Skip out on work early- Often for Improv "reasons"

"Hey Guys, I'm Lukeing out 15 minutes early today. I've got this improv thing I need to be at!!"

by TwoBear April 28, 2014

luke easton

perfect with the best hair ever

girl 1: did you see that guys hair?
girl 2: mmm hes totally a luke easton

by pizzatbqh July 13, 2014

luke anal

Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...It’s a Luke Anal, run! Wait, no....I should stay and have a “fun” time.

by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018