Sugar logic.

The logic used while under the influence of sugary substances. Not all people are gifted with this advanced state of mind.

Sugar logic.: I CAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, WAIT, I CAN FLY!!!! I"M ON TOP OF THE WORLD... HAHAHA.

by EDSEI THE GREAT. October 11, 2011

GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.

"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012

by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012

Logic

Marissa.

Marissa is logical.

by Schebuchilan March 1, 2024

Feign Logic

When one says something long and complicated that isn't necessarily true to get a person to agree with you.

Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)

by StirlingPlexico June 10, 2010

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Lucas Logic

When didn’t hear about something before therefore it never existed until now

Nobody uses tea to talk about secrets. That's just not a thing.

That's some Lucas Logic right there.

by Spedball_Supreme June 18, 2022

Lang logic

No sense in the obvious.

Lang: how are you going to remove that bolt?
Dennis: I'm going to shoot it.
Lang: damn I didn't think about that.

Dennis whispers to Chris : lang logic

by Handler097 June 16, 2017