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Sneaky Link

A Sneaky Link gets you laid even if she's not doing you, or says she's not, anyway
"Stone's my sneaky link; I take good care of Stone" --Littlefield
by Chief Littlefield May 9, 2021
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Link

Link, the legendary hero of time who saved the prinsamess Zelda from the evil ganondalf, with the aid of his trusty mater sword, his gigaton hummer, and his unicycle and juggling fish.

He often dances a kokiri jig while riding his unicycle and running around big hyrule great field. He is also the truest soul, for he comes to free us from the evil chains of the false lie world so we can do anything.

Also, he once called Kaley cuoco kind of a bitch, and she proved that she was by threatening to kick every male Man in the balls. Forutnantly for male men everywhere, she was a star and couldn't get out of the sky.
Man, that Link is so awesome because he's the truest soul. I'm going to go have magic sex with him!
by Nonbendo May 17, 2021
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Sneaky Link

Sneaky link 🤫🔗:
A link sent to your junk mail with malicious intent. Usually by a Indian or African scammer who wants to give you large sums of money in exchange for your banking, and social security number. Don’t be fooled by these delusions of Grandeur.
Sally: “oh yeah I’m about to ball out this summer, I’m cashing in this money from the Walgreens boots CEO that hes donating to me.”
Rebecca: “did you get that offer in your junk mail? Be careful. It sounds like a sneaky link.”
by N8tella May 17, 2021
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Oopsie Link

A sketchy virus link that you accidentally click on and it makes you say “oops I didn’t mean to click on that link.”
IT person: “How’d you get a virus?”
“I clicked on an oopsie link.”
by graveyardqueen May 25, 2021
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Just another link in my sausage chain

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.
Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.
by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024
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last link in my sausage chain

A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.
“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain”
by Estefuny?yes August 21, 2024
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