Lesbian Porn 

Pornographic images/recordings containing two women posing as lesbians having sex. In reality it's quite commonly just two straight women who get paid an awful lot of money.

Lesbian porn is usually produced by a cast of men who have absolutely no idea how to capture love between two women. I really don't understand why a lesbian would want to suck a dildo after she's used it.

You want good lesbian porn? Get some where you can't hear some man in the background grunting "Man, you two are fucking hot." Get some actually made by women!

Or even better yet, read some lesbian erotica.

Person 1; I downloaded some great amuter lesbian porn last night.
Person 2; Yeah, I like that stuff better. I hate when it's two girls faking it!

Lesbian Porn by Totallynothere December 9, 2008

Lesbian Protector 

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.

They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.

Lesbian Protector by Hayes Haze May 17, 2021

Lesbian Dad-bod 

1)The "Lesbian Dad-bod" is a Female body type that is not quite as pronounced as the typical Dad-bod as they let themselves get a bit overweight, it has more to do with the appearance of a strong parental figure with a tank-top, jeans, boots, and the all important BELT that will threaten your butt if you don't do as she demands.

ex) Shaela - "Woah, Becky has got that Lesbian Dad-bod , she has that spank me, peg me, and order me to clean my bedroom vibe that satisfies both my mommy and daddy issues and needs in a forever relationship."

Lesbian Dad-bod by TransMomma August 13, 2021

Lesbian Pileup 

Act where any number of lesbian women pile on top of each other for sexual pleasure. Typically involving four or more females but can grow to double digit numbers where the pressure on the bottom of said pileup reaching lethal levels.

Alyx: Oh man, my chest really hurts for some reason.

Mike: You should know by now Alyx that pressures can be quite large at the bottom of lesbian pileups.

Lesbian Pileup by jtsiz November 13, 2011

Lesbian sex 

Here's your story🙄 I was waiting for my girlfriend to come over for so king I had made a fort with fairy lights, blankets and a mattress. When she finally arrived we cuddled and watched a movie and she kissed me softly. We continued watching the movie till I noticed she was slightly grinding on leg. I winked at her and she climbed on too of me kissing me as she removed her shirt and jean shorts. Revealing matching lace bra and panties barely contain tin her boobs. She removed my clothes and began kissing down my body. She reached my pussy and stopped for just a moment as she removed my panties she teased me at first using my extreme wettness to softly rub my clit then using her tongue and fingers. Then she reaches into her bag and grabs a small pink vibrator as she slowly increases the intensity until she brings me to a roaring climax as pleasure filled my body. Shaking I slowly got up and went to work fingering and rubbing her clit. We started to scissor going faster until we climax together. I kiss her and we cuddle as we finish our movie.

I cant wait for tonight. Me and my girlfriend are going to have lesbian sex.

Lesbian sex by thatlesbian2 May 16, 2021

Lesbian Leaning 

The act of slightly leaning against a friend of the female persuasion, which may be misconstrued as consensual same-sex-attraction-giving-vibes.

(Suitemate walks in on two friends leaning against eachother while watching a movie)

Suitemate: You two are totally lesbian leaning right now!

Or my favorite pseudo-homophobic moment:
(You find out your old friend just came out)
Self: Holey guac! (Fill in said Leaner's name) totally just came out! I hope we didn't accidentally lesbian lean!

Lesbian Leaning by Math Nerd, Inc. January 16, 2009

lesbian observation 

when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect

Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!

lesbian observation by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012