Doser Logic

When someone decides to drop all logic and start spouting.

I beat Carson in an argument and then he started pulling out Doser Logic.

by The Dog Outside January 5, 2023

Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

by British Chips July 6, 2023

logical stupidity

An bad or stupid idea that makes sense.

Person 1: “Let’s get close to the lit dynamite to put water on it so it doesn’t explode us!”
Person 2: “That’s logical stupidity.”

by Thunder_Rose August 2, 2023

ezme logic

Stuff that only makes sense to this one person

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real

by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 8, 2023

Flo logic

The action of running away, then hiding behind a wall to avoid the enemy.

It is usually done when someone else, who does not know what the fuck is going on, is trying to follow.

Face your problems, don't use the Flo logic

by laulogic November 30, 2021

Logicate

To make sense of something.

It’s hard to logicate my feeling, when I don’t understand what I’m feeling.

by StreetDawg10 November 30, 2021

Urban Dictionary Logic

The fact that this definition will get rejected.

Me: I call it "Urban Dictionary Logic".
Also Me: oh shit it actually worked?

by Bucketism January 7, 2020