Newtons Laws

NEWTONS LAWS
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight

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Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack
Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...
by Chris lambie April 11, 2006
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Gertrude's Law

Hamlet's mother, Gertrude, is famous for her quote "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Gertrude's Law states that if a person is overly passionate about condemning a certain lifestyle choice, they most likely engage in that lifestyle secretly. Some notable examples are Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, and most recently Arifinto, an Indonesian MP who helped pass an anti-pornography law. He was later photographed looking at porn on his iPad during a parliamentary debate.
That family values preacher just got caught at a glory hole. It looks like further proof of Gertrude's Law.
by neyolojisms April 12, 2011
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sister-in-law

Another ho who has the same pimp.

Usually hos call their pimp by the name Daddy, so any ho that has the same daddy would then be a sister. Members of the same pimp family are sometimes called in-laws, as opposed to prostitutes who work without a pimp that are called outlaws (or renegades). Put together, you get "sister-in-law."
Oh, her? She just chose up with Daddy, so I guess now she's my sister-in-law.
by veiledvenus June 27, 2014
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Dahlia's Law

Whenever a group of people are discussing it there is usually one person who tends to have an opinion that is opposite of the majority. If the person continues to have opinions that differ from the general consensus they are committing Dahlia's Law. Dahlia's Law states that this person's opinion is no longer valid.
Group: that girl is ugly!
One person: I think she's kinda pretty.
Group: Dahlia's Law.
by Awesomus Maximus November 13, 2010
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Blair's Law

Coined by Australian journalist, Tim Blair as "the ongoing process by which the world's multiple idiocies are becoming one giant, useless force."
4. Blair's Law, people: WikiLeaks and the September 11 attacks are now being linked by some, albeit fringe, elements who see Julian Assange’s arrest as part of a plot to ensure the truth about the World Trade Centre attacks is not exposed. ("Wikitruthers", Tim Blair, 21/12/10)
by MdLk December 20, 2010
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Man Law

The invisible yet ever powerful restrictions placed upon the actions of men that you SHOULD follow.

"Oh shit that girl is fucking hot."
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.
by Man Law September 08, 2006
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