knock your own rock

A self congratulatory motion involving bumping one's own fists together in a "fist bump," reserved for moments of complete awesomeness.

Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.

Person 2: That's tite,man! Did you celebrate with a fist bump or a jump-hip bump?

Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.

Example:

Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!

Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?

Person 1: Like a quarry worker!

by Clanate August 30, 2013

knock the hell out of you

A term of violence against another person with intentions of hurting them.

I'm gonna knock the hell out of you!

by Jesus Boy May 17, 2006

knock my dick in the dirt

Knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!

by Scotty1962 May 29, 2017

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

cock-knocking-clown-fucker

the act of being a horneyer

Oh look, theres B, what a cock-knocking-clown-fucker

by J O N C November 1, 2006

Knock out a couple rounds

a term used to describe masturbating and ejaculating several times

Man fuck this I'm goin home to knock out a couple rounds

by costa papa July 24, 2006

imma knock a bitch out

An expression used in circumstances of extreme duress and frustration, when all options are exhausted save physical violence.

Tawnya - Do you sell titties here?
Sales Clerk - I'm sorry, we only carry weaves.
Tawnya - Well, imma knock a bitch out!

sales register at the supermarket Can I help who's next in line?
Old lady - (cutting in front of line) Oh me! Me!
Tawnya - Oh hell no, did this bitch just... ah hell, imma knock a bitch OUT!

by **Timberly** June 25, 2006