auburn kentucky

A pretty small town in Kentucky, although it contains some of the best skateboarders around!
Wow did you see that skater in Kentucky!? He was really good, I think he was from Auburn, wow thats auburn kentucky
by popwarrior November 08, 2005
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Kentucky Nightmare

Doing a dude from behind in a barn and as you cum, your friend jumps out of a stall and punches a horse in the teeth.
The other night i woke up hungover in the barn and saw the remains of a Kentucky Nightmare.
by Greg Henderson November 14, 2008
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Kentucky kegstand

When someone takes a bottle of knob creek, shoves it in his ass, does a handstand and consumes a fifth into his rectum. Immediately becoming impaired.
Hey man help me get this bottle of knob in my ass so I can do a Kentucky kegstand!!! I’m bout to get fucked up!!!
by Flowoid November 29, 2018
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the Kentucky thumb

A sex position in which you use your thumb in one of said holes used in sexual intercourse

Origin from Kentucky ballistics recent events converted into a meme
Your welcome brandon
He gave her the Kentucky thumb that night
by Memes all day long May 20, 2021
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the kentucky chew

The Kentucky chew is where the man takes his chew and stuffs it in the girls pussy then continues to fuck her after about 5 mins he takes the chew then fucks her in the her ass then 5 minutes after that he takes the chew and puts it in his mouth and chews it.
Last night this girl wanted me to do the Kentucky chew... my chew doesn't taste the same now.
by Name.. December 05, 2016
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kentucky up tuck

When you get an erection in public, and must hide your weiner by flipping it up behind your belt.
Friend: Man, I have this annoying noticeable boner at church.
Me: Give it the ol' Kentucky Up Tuck!
by Bilty November 12, 2017
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Kentucky Fried Asshole

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole
by Dr Suffering June 14, 2010
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