R Kelly's Grandma

A key witness in his pissing trial.
"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.
by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004
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R Kelly equation

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1
Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!
by tazo5 January 22, 2011
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Dirty Kellie

When you go to the homeless camps and pay the homeless guys to sexually molest you however they want. Then come home to your boyfriend Tim and drop shit in his mouth using his taste buds
Man I had a long weekend, I went to Portland and did a Dirty Kellie
by Not my job Dalton March 26, 2020
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Machine Gun Kelly

A young, white rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. Has had 2 mix tapes; 100 Words and Running and Lace Up. He is not famous all over the US yet, however has an extremely strong fan base in Ohio who all believe that hes gonna blow up realllll sooon.
by rage330 December 16, 2010
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do an R Kelly

To urinate in an inappropriate place, especially on a person. Also especially applicable to acts of inappropriate urination fueled by 40 ouncers of malt liquor.
"This is bullshit, dude, I'm gonna do an R Kelly on this fool's Lexus."

"I want to do an R Kelly all over Ann Coulter's face. I bet she'd like it. Bunnnnnggg."
by Angst Boy February 17, 2006
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Gene Kelly Stand

Any group of seats in a football stadium which is left open to the elements. So called because the spectators sat there usually end up "singing in the rain". (e.g. East Stand at Blackpool, Bloomfield Rd, the corner stand between the Kippax and the North Stand at Manchester City's former ground Maine Road)
The visitors looked like drowned rats in the Gene Kelly Stand
by fan of the invisible man November 10, 2010
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