Rhythm Junkie

One who finds Themselves consumed by pure Addiction to Rhythm.

Joe's life has completely changed since admitting he's a Rhythm Junkie.

by AdverageJoe_Earth March 16, 2015

Philosophy junkie

Someone who is addicted to philosophy. This can have both a positive and a negative meaning. It could simply be an enthusiast, or someone who's obsessed with faux self-help pseudophilosophy, which causes them to have a twisted self image and worldview.

I just like watching philosophy videos on Youtube. I'm not some philosophy junkie, I swear!

by Nugsson May 30, 2022

Narcissistic Junkie Scum

Kylie Pomeroy

“The narcissistic junkie scum on the lefts name is Kylie Pomeroy”

by Josby the ape June 26, 2022

Müller Rice Junkie

"The children loved to slurp up Epstein's love juices with absolute glee and disgust in the same proportion"

The Müller Rice Junkie just arrived on the island! Can't wait for tonight! #blessed

by BigHairyNiggaBalls911 January 27, 2024

Dopamine Junkies

Nonono motherfuck just co-opting anything thing I was saying look at how trash these motherfuckers are!

Hym "And you're gonna pay fucking 50 to go to this motherfuckers seminar about how you got to let him reconfigure your mind-brain and adopt his mindset so you can balance your fucking energies only to end up with less than the guy who stole the shit he's telling from me. And then you hang yourself... Nobody even hears about it until months later... And THAT SAME MOTHERFUCKER... It's going to prop up your corpse and use you as an example as to why you need to buy tickets to his NEXT Ted talk and fucking give him another 50 dollars! 'Oh, yeah, that fucking Alex man. He didn't pay for my fucking super dopamine exercise mindset energy cleanse and then he fucking hung himself bro! That's why you gotta detoxify your masculine Chakra and enter the flow-state-mode to maximize you true self-potential by signing up for my course where I teach you how to exorcize energy vampires and dopamine junkies! You gotta do it bro! Sign up and pay me 50 dollars or you're gonna kill yourself like Alex bro!' And then he gets his dick sucked on a bed made out of your money."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Sauce Junkie

Someone who puts a mountain of sauce on their plate when they only ever end up using a very small amount of it.

"Did you see how much sauce Marc put on his fry up? What a sauce junkie"

by GGEE December 18, 2012

Junkie

Larry Moore

Shoots Methamphetamine and cocaine, hides it from most while pretending to be sober to the rest of the world.

Also smokes heroin

How can that junkie be so fat and smelly

by Audrina loves ya December 9, 2019