Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.

“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”

by DaListener September 25, 2020

Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

Jordan+Kalyn

A loving couple. The perfect couple. Together these two people define perfection. When you see them you think "she is so lucky" and "he is so lucky." Together they tackle the world knowing that together, together they can accomplish anything.

look at those two over there aren't they so cute
yeah thats Jordan+Kalyn

NO WAY i knew i recognized them!

by Ravizzone January 18, 2011

Jordan Martin

Crackhead who will rob 120 from your work place

Jordan Martin i dont trust him look at his van

by Dollar October 22, 2019

Jordan's Butterfly

A girl that is madly in love with a boy that doesn't really care anymore, even though she's trying to hard to show him that she's changing. The Jordan doesn't understand how delicate the butterfly is as her closest relationships due to years of her acts of stupidity. She is trying to win him back, but failing miserable. She just wants him to understand how much she loves, supports, and wants to be with him, no matter who tries to stop them.

She hopes she can win him back, but as the course of events fall in place. She is soon to die.

Jessica wants to be Jordan's Butterfly, but can never be and is dying.

by punkrebel91 January 11, 2009

deandre jordan

The god of missing (bricking) shots from the free throw line often 0-20 at the line

Tom "Shit Luke has got free throws
Mitch "Get ready to grab rebound he's going to do a DeAndre Jordan

by tomalexmitch May 14, 2015

Jordan (girl)

Sexy, kind, beautiful, smart, nice, cute, adorable, empathetic girl with lots of love she's energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a girlfriend. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and emotional sometimes, but she is loyal and has a lot of fun. She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.

Jordan (girl) is the love of my life

by Arthur C. Doyle December 12, 2018