by rustydickedasianguy October 16, 2008
Get the joey jizzfacemug. Joey: " bro I got a free ticket, a stay in the condo for free, food for free, drinks for free and drugs for free and I banged that 16 year old "
Me: "Joey clark you're a wook"
Me: "Joey clark you're a wook"
by lhjfan May 15, 2017
Get the joey clarkmug. Man of Man, King of Kings Joey Valenzona is an extremely charming them, who can make any crowd of people laugh. Most of the time a shut in gamer who can't get off their computer once you get to know them you will realize they are drunk most of the time it's all fun times. When hanging out with a Joey Valenzona you will realize they a great them.
by Drunk_Boi_ Not January 1, 2022
Get the Joey Valenzonamug. Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.
Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.
Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.
Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*
by EJ Falkon April 19, 2010
Get the pulling a joeymug. 
Joey West is the epitome of a disgusting ass bitch. He wears the same crusty, skin-tight, camo tee every single day. I don't believe he has ever taken a shower, and he eats approximately 12 bags of chips daily in the middle of class! No wonder he got held back...
by Nobody034 March 12, 2019
Get the Joey Westmug. by a person who states facts March 10, 2019
Get the joey generellimug.