January 26

This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,

Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?

Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.

by ErikIsGay69426942 January 16, 2022

January 19

January 19 is the day that u hug yo white friend!!

O it’s January 19 let me go hug Timmy

by Idefk you stupid bitch January 18, 2022

January 11

The day a angel was born. He has amazing friends and a big massive cock. He also has people who envy him!

January 11 what a day to be born!

by Arandomguyisamongus January 20, 2022

January 23

National give a girl a component day

Boy:your so pretty

Girl:thanks??,why
Boy: it’s January 23

by Ummm.ok January 22, 2022

January 26th

Let ur bf grab u by your neck and kiss u 2 times

January 26th let ur bf kiss u

by XOXOQUOTE January 23, 2022

January 27

National kiss ur crush day

Go up to them and kiss them ❤️. Who cares its January 27

by anonymous January 26, 2022

January 2nd

January second is national compliment an elder day
If someone is over 60, tell them a compliment!

Kid: Hey Gram
Gma: Yes dear?
Kid: Nice hat, looks good on you
Gma: why is this the third time you've complimented me to day sonny?
Kid: Because its January 2nd!

by EddieBready December 17, 2021