Curtain Pudding

Female version of smegma .

Everything was fine until I went downtown and got a face full of curtain pudding!

by Ibuddy66 June 09, 2018

spagurkin curtain

a curtain or blanket used to give privacy while in close quarters with other people. In most cases Military barracks, navy boats or any other situation where you dont get much alone time.

Billy has been behind his spagurkin curtain for hours

by wesully1 October 11, 2011

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

by MJ.is.my.daddy January 10, 2010

Curtain Twitching

When tweakers are looking out the window

Darcy was so tweaked out of her mind she couldn't stop curtain twitching

by Lydia916 April 05, 2024

Fat Curtain

When your stomach is so fat it hangs over you groin

The last time I saw my penis was in my teens due to my fat curtain

by Cooperhixson February 17, 2021

Curtain Rock

The rock above and below a volcanic sills

The curtain rocks were made of quartz, while the sill was made of obsidian

by Walla Rocka March 12, 2019

Fish curtains

Fish curtains are a slang term for pussy lips

I had to hitch up my shorts to wade through her fish curtains

by Zoen McChicken Lips June 23, 2024