Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022

sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.

oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*

by farisss January 13, 2022

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies

by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022

porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.

Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!

by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021

Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.

On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.

by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021

Monday

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.

Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday

by thehoneyofthebees November 1, 2021