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boner kill

Someone who ruins a moment or a funny joke. A kill joy, or party pooper.
When John didn't want to go to the concert he was being a boner kill.
by Eva-lynn July 25, 2008
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Kill Hit

A kill hit is a smoking trick that in order to be completed correctly, requires the smoker to first fill there lungs with smoke, THEN there MOUTH.

The smoker then opens there mouth gently exhales the pure white smoke that had filled there mouth. They then must re-inhale the smoke while it still lingers thickly in the air to successfully complete the kill hit trick.

Kill hits are mainly popular among marijuana users, as tobacco smoke is found to be too harsh.

The most popular kill hit is the mushroom cloud, in which the smoker exhales the smoke in the shape of a mushroom, but other smoke shapes can be used.
Pothead 1: Dude, did you see that frosty kill hit!
Pothead 2: Yeah dude, that shit was dank!
by Smoker X December 27, 2010
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Kill 2

Kill 2 / Kill part 2 / Kill Two.

Commonly used term for Cannibal Corpse's album 'Evisceration Plague', as it is so similar in style to the album released before it; 'Kill'.

Usually used to express a lack of interest in the album.
George: "You heard Cannibal Corpse's new album??"

Brian: "Yeah it's okay but, basically Kill 2"

**Few days later**

Everyone: "What did you think to Kill 2"

Everyone: "Yeah it's was okay, but basically Kill 2"
by Zombi Ist Krieg May 17, 2009
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Joke-kill

The act of completely stripping a joke of all humor it originally possessed by trying to add something else after the telling to enhance the humor, but failing miserably. Characterized by silence and the two others present looking at each other in shock caused by the joke devastation. Also known by some in the Charelston SC area as "Jones-ing it"
Wyatt: What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
Merrick: I don't know
Wyatt: They can both smell it but not eat it!
Jones: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Jones just joke-killed this by adding "that's what she said" when it is obvious she would not say this and it does not even remotely pertain to the current joke.
by JI You Know July 12, 2009
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killing the wizard

Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.
"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."
by Bee's Knees February 3, 2010
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kill the cow

to finish off the last gallon of milk.
Don't kill the cow, I would like a little milk for my cereal.
by DJace92 January 11, 2012
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Road Kill

A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)

Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
by Shaggerman January 13, 2009
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