Ian M.

Die just die

If you meet an Ian. M I am sorry they are the worst

1.Hey, I see an Ian M. Over there.
2. Aww I really liked this planet now it is time to release the nukes I guess

by J.J Falkchuuu May 29, 2019

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Ian

Ians are people that often engage in homoerotic behavior with Dereks

That guy is such a Ian

by vyvtfyfytfytgygyigyu April 2, 2025

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Ian; a villainous fiend, notorious for copius and voluptuous quantities of gangster shit.
He has a silver tongue that can convince you to take a trip to hell and look forward to the trip like a vacation in Honolulu. He may look like an honest man, but is cunning, harbors many clandestine secrets and a special malice for anyone who gets in his way.

Also known for his exceptional cooking.

"Yo, my man, you see that guy, I think he took my keys!"

"Let it go G, that's Ian."

"The hell you mean? Foo's comin up on my shit"

"I mean his pass-time consists of unaliving foos like you caught lacking, he's the walking definition of fuck around and find out."

by Gah!-No!-Stahp! November 6, 2023

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Ian Bustamante

Zestiest mother fucker on this planet he loves femboys and playing league of legends. He is the zesty prince he also has horrible music taste

Look at that guy he looks so gay!
He’s probably an Ian Bustamante.

by Kanye sucks ong lmao!!!! December 16, 2022

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Ian V

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.

Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"

by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020

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