Hop on jacob

Hop on jacob is similar to hop on carlos but it is were you have a intense but hard-core deathly butsex with Jacob's 2 gay dad's while a random black dude with a beanie makes you deep throat his giant delicious shlong

Ay bro can you let me hop on carlos while you hop on jacob 😍😍😍🦍🦍🦍🧪

by Samuel Contreras March 09, 2022

Hop on rivals

Slang for complete suffering and consumption of glue. It is often used by people who mash their faces on their controller and win anyway

“Hey wanna hop on rivals?”

“Sure bro just let me unplug my lan”

by Resolve! March 19, 2021

hop on onslaught

A term usually for cuddling with your friend
The other person is incapable of denying it.

Hey snowie, wanna hop on onslaught
Sure mg

by snowiedev September 23, 2023

Bunny hops

A hop that covers more ground than just jumping straight up.

That guy/girl did about 2-3 bunny hops down the stairwell to escape becoming a human bowling ball. It didn't help matters that there was always the same guy (a potential human bowling pin) welding right under the wooden stairwell, ready to "accidentally" catch the building on fire, if one person who's ass they wanted to beat so badly wasn't enough.

by The Original Agahnim February 02, 2022

Watermelon Hopping

the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).

You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?

Me: Duh

by cunninglingusqueen June 01, 2023

Healthy-Hop

Another name for children's music, this inspires children to be healthly, make friends, or just get up and dance. Some masters of the trade are J Schimm,The Mosaic Project, and Dan Zanes.

The mother of toddlers loved Dan Zanes for his talents in healthy-hop.

by Umm Humm April 02, 2009

Finna hop on that

Jumping on top of the opposite sex with the intention of giving that person a lap dance.

"Damn, that boy is so fine. I'm finna hop on that!"

by ThatDictionary August 08, 2016