hippopenteliosis

is to describe a dumb or slow person, it is used as an insult in most cases.

“she’s such a hippopenteliosis!” “fuck you hippopenteliosis!”

by anonymous September 16, 2023

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

The fear of long words. Ironic name, isn't it? A shorter version of this word is sesquipedalophobia.

Person 1: I have a phobia of long words...
Person 2: Oh! You mean hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Person 1: AHHHHHH!

by The Definition Pro 😎 September 18, 2023

Hippopoglet

noun.

A young hippo.

eg. A hippopoglet is born in water and can swim straight away.

by hippoglet fan September 11, 2024

hippopompous

When you are MORE THAN you actually are…

That house is sooo Hippopompous.

by Carpetdude23 December 11, 2023

HippopotaPUS

Someone who is scared/ being a big pussy

Quit being a HippopotaPUS!

Zackery was a HippopotaPUS cause he wouldn't go skydiving.

by brittanybandooo December 14, 2023

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

One of the longest word in the English dictionary

Took me a minute to write this

Me: hi doctor I am scared of long words

Doctor: I think you have a case of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhh

Doctor: Don’t worry this is very curable unlike Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Me: Ahhhhhhhh

Doctor: You will be treated by dr. Insanelylongnamedoctorcuzwhynot

Me: Agsgwhhwhahshahahsggsgdfuwwisk

by Lertro_akaliamalt [My rbx user December 17, 2023

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

A word made as what is straight up a giant middle finger to the 4 people in the world who actually have this condition.

This is how the word was probably invented.
Guy 1: Woah, slow down. Can you dumb down your explanation a bit, I don't understand, your words are too long, they sound like gibberish.
Guy 2: What's the problem? Are you afraid of long words?
Guy 1: Uhhh... sure? If that'll make you stop.
Guy 2: Oh, so you have a phobia of long words... long word phobia? Ah yes. You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Guy 1: God fucking dammit.

by onion turtle December 19, 2023