Similar to thats what she said, except it refers to what a male would have said during the act of having sex.
by Crazyman4 July 22, 2009
An argument between a guy and a gal where the points made on either side can't be proven convincingly enough by either party to someone who has no clue what they're arguing about. Further exacerbated because you have no idea if either person is exaggerating or telling the truth and so nothing can be resolved. You know someone is lying about something, you just can't tell who. Usually the argument revolves around the relationship, money (who spends more on who), or some other pointless crap. Usually they've reached a point in their relationship where they really shouldn't be together and they're just arguing about anything and everything just to argue. Lawsuits can come from this.
Guy: "This b**** told me that she's never been with anybody before, but I found out she's been with a dude who died 3 years ago and didn't tell me about it!"
Gal: "That wasn't a romantic relationship! He was gay! I was just his friend!"
Third party: "Yeah, I can't tell if either of you is telling the truth. The dude's dead and so any proof of him being gay probably died with him if we was in the closet to everybody else. Gal, the gay card could be an excuse to get out of a lie. And you, guy, you could just be a jealous jackass and making this stuff up. It's a classic he said she said."
Gal: "That wasn't a romantic relationship! He was gay! I was just his friend!"
Third party: "Yeah, I can't tell if either of you is telling the truth. The dude's dead and so any proof of him being gay probably died with him if we was in the closet to everybody else. Gal, the gay card could be an excuse to get out of a lie. And you, guy, you could just be a jealous jackass and making this stuff up. It's a classic he said she said."
by thePenciler August 27, 2010
1) Harry Potter arch-villain Lord Voldemort
2) Professional wrestler and double murderer Chris Benoit, after the WWE expunged any history of him ever having existed.
2) Professional wrestler and double murderer Chris Benoit, after the WWE expunged any history of him ever having existed.
After murdering his wife and son, Chris Benoit changed from wrestling superstar into "Chris Who?", "Guy Who Never Existed", or "He Who Must Not Be Named".
by Dwedit April 26, 2013
Actual definition, When someone is acting psychotic on drugs, milk is sometimes the only known remedy to help them come down. Therefore:
by ANTHILL2018 June 05, 2017
by AnalFirextinguisher September 08, 2019
A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"
May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"
Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?
Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!
Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!
Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!
Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!
by JJBQ May 03, 2010
Did you meet Ted? I think he orders Rieslings at the bar. Especially after seeing him pay for it with money from his purse.
by Dappersnake August 02, 2010