mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 5, 2019

hocking ham

to participate in self gratification

Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.

by Montus September 14, 2007

Nigger Ham

Bologna

"We don't have much to eat, just some white bread and nigger ham."

by Ren2Hoek April 27, 2014

Simply Ham

To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.

The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.

Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!

Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!

by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 3, 2010

DIRTY HAM

When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"

If that bitch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!

by Dezz Nutts July 6, 2016

Ghetto Ham

A watermellon

Look at that ghetto ham and watermellon

by George630 October 17, 2008