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Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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Guide-dyke

Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.
Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.

My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!

I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.
by GarageTeamFagHag January 10, 2016
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guidely

He is a sweet heart all the girls would want him and his eye are like stars he is the best thing a girl would want and if he has a girlfriend she would not want to let him go he is like the,definition of love.
Wow Guidely you are so kind
by tatiyana127@gmail January 27, 2016
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Guatemalan stranger

Jerking off with pinky bone from a cadaver.
After hand surgery Kurt gave himself a Guatemalan stranger.
by Kurt-33021 February 29, 2016
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Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016
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Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
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Guatemalan Neighborhood

When a midget has sex with a group of Mexicans in a low income neighborhood
Did you hear Olivia got a Guatemalan Neighborhood on her walk home yesterday?
by Lanie Jandry March 11, 2017
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