grab-ass

a marching band term for screwing around during practice.

Nick: Hey, quit playin' grab-ass and concentrate. Before we do this next set i want you to think to yourself: 'I'm gonna OWN this bitch!' say it with me...

by Brian Schiller November 4, 2006

Alabama Monkey Grabber

A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.

Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."

by quinmayne625 August 1, 2013

grab

Cunt
Stemming from the movie 'Stuck on You,' specifically a certain crossword puzzle.
Grab -> Snatch -> Cunt

Yo Brent! Get this dirty grab away from me!

by Arthur Warren June 25, 2005

graabschlagered

To be extraordinarily drunk off of Goldschlager.

Look at how graabschlagered Jonathan is! That boy is so krunk.

by Plutoshunda July 8, 2005

Grab a Wing

Phrase commonly used by people of good morals when helping a handicapped person walk somewhere by grabbing under their arms or wings.

Grab a wing, nigga !

by Ciplez June 8, 2007

gjoabad

to tell someone to Go Jump Off A Bridge And Die.

You are so gay. gjoabad

by anonymouserer May 2, 2008

Grabel

An individual who quite literally died, but somehow came back. This guy can literally handle
More substances in his body than the store rooms in a pharmacy. He's pretty small but when you piss him off you activate his "years of snorting adderall and bench pressing" mode which is fucking scary. He likes to mess with people for fun and picks up dead rats and shit, but if you were in any sort of trouble he'd help you. He tries to act like an asshole, but he's been known to pray for some kids family even if he hated the kid. He's either Jewish or satanist. No one can really tell. Hes a retarded genius.

What the fuck is grabel doing?
Idk he took some weird pills now he's licking everything

by Different hero April 12, 2016