gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

by Jdizzlefromtctx December 05, 2017

Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 September 05, 2015

Golfers Gooch

The smell of your Gooch taint and balls after a round of golf

"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"

by DrGashingtons September 07, 2019

Gooch

Short for gucci, but really is a synonym for good.

“All Gooch my man.”

“This lotion is gooch you want some?”

by Boopickthepoopup April 27, 2022

gooch

Gooch is the area in between the sack and your butt. Sometimes a lot of people get really sweaty there.

My gooch hurts like crazy

by norrikane May 15, 2024

gooch

fat ugly people that kill me in fortnite and or call of duty

"all these people are fat gooches!"

by slarpknut February 07, 2024