Gooning

Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.

"I totally missed what she said, I was gooning the whole time."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Gooning

The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.

"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"

by femmenyn April 17, 2024

Gooning

The act of zoning out, mindlessly staring into space, or losing oneself in thought; often done humorously or casually among teens. Not necessarily associated with anything inappropriate or explicit.

"Dude, stop gooning and pay attention, class isn't over yet."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Goon

Verb: Goon(ing)

To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.

Guy1: me and my bro had a gooning competition yesterday!

Guy2: woah! Who won?

Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.

Guy2: that’s a lot of water.

by HydrationHayden January 21, 2025

music gooning

When you're working on a lot of music projects and getting close to done but never finish to completion.

Me: I swear I'm gonna get this album done this year
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already

by Herelick Mycrotch May 24, 2024

Goon Trigger

A person, place, or thing that causes you to get the intense urge to goon.

All these Instagram models are a goon trigger.

by Ædthryth March 22, 2025

Goon baiting

The act of baiting people into gooning

she was goon baiting me by showing me her boobs

by absolute d1 gooner hengooner August 30, 2025